Quadro Pink

When terrorists strike, President George "Dubya" Bush (Eddie "Ed" O'Brien) and Dick Cheney (Vince Clark) turn to a beautiful foursome -- Wellen Dowd (director Carrie Cain Sparks), Curvay Bootay (Cassandra Cade), Mi Lei Yew (Jane Lee) and Dime Bag (Karalee Austin) -- to root out evil and capture Ben Flatten (Frank Gorgie). With their collective smarts and a little sass, the girls work to turn the terror level from red to pink.