
It's1940andtheGermanarmyisoozingtheirickinessacrosstheEuropeancontinent,indiscriminatelyslaughteringthousands.OntheEasternFront,amotleygroupofResistanceFighters,ledbyNathaniel(BrendanFletcher)and"Vadge"(WillamBelli),strugglevaliantlyagainsttheNaziscourge.TheGermanarmy,headedbytheCommandant(MichaelParé),shadowpuppetmaster,amad,showtunes-singingDoctor(ClintHoward),andthenewly-addicted-to-bloodLieutenant(SteffenMennekes),threatenstoeradicatetheResistance.ButcomingtotherescueisBlubberella.Halfvampire,halfwoman,andalltrouble,BlubberellalovesnothingbetterthankillingNazisandasubstantialturkeyonrye.Shehasmovedthroughthecenturiesdestroyingnastiesandtheirlikewhileperfectingtheultimatecottoncandyrecipe.BlubberellaandtheCommandantfaceeachotherinarailcarandafteraunseemlyexchangeofbodilyfluids...








