Duncan's Thai Kitchen

Duncan is simultaneously a moderately good chef and in his personal delusion, believes he is the twin brother of Ethan Hunt living in modern day Thailand ridden with crime. However, this is mostly fantasy and Duncan spends most of his time trying to add Thai women to his harem luring them with an increasing amount of tattoos that he gets during the shows. A native of two island continents (Antarctica and Australia), Duncan has come to believe he was raised by a family of curry and Pad Thai. He sets up rogue kitchens throughout the country side taking over local food stalls and promoting his love of fish sauce, palm sugar, tamarind, and synthetic cocaine.