Student Artyom Dudin goes to the south, where the athlete Ksyusha lives, who conquered him in a swimming competition. For the sake of his beloved, a hopeless romantic is ready to do anything. Even if you have to steal the bride from the Cossack Nikita, ruin the wedding of police officer Igor and also the son of a businessman, hide from the anger of Ksyusha's parents, hijack the rickshaw of the lawyer Oleg, sell crayfish with local guys and go to jail.
