Diamond Ninja Force

SoAlexanderLoReiplaysanAmericancopwithhisnormalonscreenpartner,EugeneThomas.TheFiveElementNinjahassethimupandnowhehastobecomethesuperninja.HavingtonsoftrainingbeforeasaninjaandwiththegreatJackLongashismaster,heismorethanreadytotakeonallcomers.<br/>　　Thismoviewassofreakingweird,butHIGHLYenjoyable.Namemethelasttimeyouyousawaguybreakoutofthepoicestationinagreatninjaflick.Alexanderplowsthroughatonofcopsandfacesplentyofninjasinthisclassic.<br/>　　Directedbythesameguywhodid'NinjaHunter',WuKuoJen,wegetalltheareasof80'sexploitation.Theninjacouldnothavebeenmuchbetter.JackLongissadlyinhisweakestroleIhaveseenbutitisstillnicetoseehimnonetheless.Onethinginthismoviesurprisedmebeyondbelief.<br/>　　DorisLung,afightingbeautyfrom'MasteroftheFlyingGuillotine'and'AlongComesATiger'starsasLoRei'sboyfriend.Herdadendsupbecomingthemainpointoftheplotbuttheplotisnotwhatweareworriedabout,right?DorisLunghasa5minutesexscenethatactuallyisanotchoversoftcore.<br/>　　IhadalwaysdreamedofseeingmyfavoritefemalestarslikeLi-Li-LiandBrigitteLininascenelikethisbutnowIamnotsosure.YouwillgetallofDoristhatyouwantedandmaybeabitmorebutitreallyjustseemedwrongtome.Alsothisisherlastlistedcredit.ItisveryinterestingthatinHongKongcinema,anactresswillNEVERexposeherselfexceptmaybealittlebutofthebooty.<br/>　　Let'sjustsaythatifsheworkedagainafteramovielikethis,shewouldhavebeenthefirst.Alright,nowthesexsceneactuallyhelpssetthetonefortherestofthemovie.Prettygrimandreal(excepttheninjasofcourse).<br/>　　WilliamYenisoneofthe5ninjasandgetsinabitofcomedyattheendbutotherthanthatthismovieisallaboutthedesperationandthebloodandgutsofLoRei.Andofcoursethemajorcheeseplaysamajorfactor.